"Sure. You'd be surprised how much I can hold back from being rough," he said, in a voice like hot chocolate. "Before that, however, I'm to introduce myself... you don't mind if I do, do you?"

Big bold red words appeared before the horse.



"But you can call me K-kun," the horse said, using his hands to wave off the caption so that it'd disappear into smoke. "I'll show you I'm good at what I do," he added, winking after a very uncomfortable pause, to the point the beat had to be calculated to create maximum awkwardness.