"Dunno, maybe all the other hipsters made it wrap around the hipster meter to mainstream," he said dryly.

It took a second for her words to catch up. He felt his face heat slightly (though not to blushing) and quickly recovered. "That's not it," he said, suspiciously quickly. A bit more in control, "And probably am older than you." She looked like she could be a bit older but she was probably a high schooler. Probably.

"On lunchbreak?"