"Yes. Now the next question is whether or not you would be the person dancing at the party, the one sitting down, or the one throwing the party. I think if we carry this quiz to the end it will rule that you are a," pause for Z-snapping fingers, "Quiet Sassy Chick."

He then closed the magazine aimed for girls from the ages seventeen to seventeen, and moved onto the next text, a more serious magic book with a silly cover featuring crystals. "According to this, everyone has an element. Mine is fire. Yours may be water. And some of us have a secondary element... what lies 'beneath' it."