No sooner was she done talking that the door finally snapped open, and so it was that the monster, three feet tall and squat like a bulldog that had been left too long under an anvil, entered. The shadow had been a game of perspective.

The dwarf ogre, however, looked very pissed, which did very little to make up for the fact the azure-skinned, big-toothed, yellow monster was in a dandy little security outfit. His hair was also gelled and combed.

"AHAH. TALKING BACK TO AN ADULT. YOU ARE A VERY IMPOLITE YOUNG LADY, YOU KNOW THAT?" it said, brandishing a crowbar that was about as long as it stood tall.