"Oh well, we'll surely put up the speed signs once the traffic stops and all the cars clear the area. Oh, wait! There's no cars, and no need for speed signs. You know why?"

He reeled back, gathered his arms close to himself, ready to explode in a shout.

Instead, as he rose, as he finished the arching motion that brought his body up to his toes, with arms up high, he just said nothing, shrinking back to an elegant stance and folding his arms behind his back, disguising the fact he was rubbing his butt.

"I think I've made it clear that what I'm trying to say is: because you don't run on the halls. If I catch you running again, Oubai, I'll take disciplinary measures."

Then, to hide a squeal of pain, he shouted "UTAZAWAAAGH!!!" and, clearing his throat, used his head to point to his clipboard. "Take notes. Yes. Oubai Asami. First warning. I-- oh wow you have really nice calligraphy, I'd never noticed..."